T.J. Miller - Bananaise lyrics
Nick Vatterott
Excuse me, are you open?
T.J. Miller
No, not until ten.
Nick
But it's 9:59.
T.J.
Hello, come on in.
Is this for here or to go?
Nick
Please, I'd like to stay
T.J.
Then grab your hat, (crowbar?), and keys
And follow me this way
Non-smoking or smoking?
Nick
Toking- joking, right here is fine
T.J.
Can I start you off with a box of grape soda wine?
Eggs poached, roasted, beaten, broiled, fried or well done
There's a note about your past in every single one
Nick
My face is a food fiend who hasn't fed for fifteen days
I gotta get something to break my dietary malaise
You see I've had world famous burgers and chili so many ways
You got a specialer special to end all specials of all days?
Made from bananas, not plantains
Mixed in with milk, and juice, and eggs
You can enjoy it in many ways
It's Bananaise
Nick
Cheesy puns that are Gouda, I'm Nepal
I got more silly food bits than my man "Weird Al"
T.J.
Banana gun puns, blow the mind of an ape
You don't like puns about food, I say that's just grape
Nick
Top (nozzles/nachos) with the beef I got with this gang
We got past tense food like chicken wang
T.J.
Got a falafel awful waffle that's the real 'what's up'
Here, the tea's made of plastic and you drink the cup
Nick
The way you chug beer is how I sip
I make love like I pay for lunch, I put in half the tip
T.J.
Your barbeque is the pits, mine is outerspace
Jamaica-jerk my chicken when I masterbaste
Life can be so hard these days
With war, and bugs, long lines, and AIDS
Before you shoot yourself in the face
Try Bananaise
Break it down, now
Nick
Collard green, jelly bean, (castor fruit, robo-squid?)
Whipping pong balsamic, reduced like you know it should
T.J.
7-upside down, grab a piece of sheet cake, bake
Flaked and rubbed, on a sub, open-faced up in this hood
Nick
Half carafe, a calf clan of milk
Hey honey grab that hamburger, help us, it gets my appetite
T.J.
(Hot core, breaded) peas and ice-cream of wheat, thinly diced
Clay pigeon, pizza in, deep dish, panini-nini
Nininini nininininini nininininini