- Ahh, f**, what time is it? Six, f**, who needs to be up this early? - Earl - What? - Earl, wake up - What, I'm up.. No - Wake up, Earl - No, I'mma sleep with my.. - Wake up, son - No, I'm asleep with my eyes open, that's f**ing logical - f*ggot - What? - Wake the f** up! - I'm up - You have school right now - No, I have school at eight, it's six - So that's why your a** isn't getting any breakfast, wake the f** up - I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen - Earl - What? - Earl, wake the f** up, you f*ggot! - How 'bout you shut the f** up, mom?!