Sycamore Smith - Loosen the Soup lyrics

You can call me a cow Or you can call me a lummox, But the soup that you cooked Is unfit for my stomachs It's thicker than m'drawl When I'm talkin' that dumb talk It's thicker than the swarm of flies Around a R.R. bum inhaling some Lungfish chum block You could do it with water You could do it with milk You could do it with tears If that milk gets spilt I could eat this with chopsticks I could eat this with stilts So get some juice in this goop-- Sister, loosen this soup! It's thicker than a milkshake made outta wool It's thicker than the skull in the village fool It's thicker than a malt made outta his drool It's thicker than the swarm of flies Buzzin' 'round the mule's Useless j**els It's thicker than a goose-down parka in a tar-pit, Thicker than the goo Lou spit up on the carpet, Thicker than the horse-sh** On the floor of Noah's Ark is, Thicker than the swarm of flies Around the armpits of An octopus carca**