It's the business between the sadists and masochists And you know which one you are When you go from lubricated to morose Born in a barn died on the 73rd floor How's Babylon bedtime you just wait All Hell is gonna break loose Just like your senior thesis on the pa**ion of the stoics and Maryjane was your muse You know your mother was right It's a mistake to be Conspicuously happy I watched the sunrise today I couldn't sleep A trail of snowballs leading to bigger sails A snowman on the beach A snowball's chance in Hell. He said let the whole world sigh or cry I'll be high in the sky Up on top And the splendor of dress and furniture Is the only distinction of the citizens of Antioch She said I might look good in my condition But I'm still in my condition Twinkling lights and violins and girls giggling About something Doo doo doo doo doo doo This is the way the world ends