Sweet Charity - If My Friends Could See Me Now lyrics

Tonight at eight, you shoulda seen A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine My neighbours burned! They like to die! When I tell them who is getting in and going out is I If they could see me now That little gang of mine I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract All I can say is 'Wow, ' Look at where I am Tonight I landed, pow! Right in a pot of jam What a set up! Holy Cow! They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now If they could see me now, my little dusty group Traipsing around this million dollar chicken coop I'd hear those thrift shop cats say 'Brother, get her! ' Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur All I can say is 'Wow' wait til the riff an' raff See exactly how, he'd sign his autograph What a build up! Holy cow! They'd never believe it They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now If they could see me now, alone with Mister V. Who's waiting on me, like he was a maitre d' I'd hear my buddies say 'Crazy what gives? Tonight she's living like the other half lives! ' To think the highest brow, which I must say is he Should pick the lowest brow, which there's no doubt is me What a step up! Holy cow! They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now What a step up! Holy cow! They'd never believe it They'd never belive it If my friends could see me now Hi girls it's me, Charity!