Hello everybody I'm sway, welcome to my world I'm coming to you from the same place as the spice girls But I don't flippin sit around sippin tea I rap more than santa claus on christmas eve And when I show up the crowd stares in disbelief As the host drops the mic and he kisses his teeth I'm the reason so many millionaires are cryin Cause the MDs are screamin down the phones "why the hell havent we signed him?!" Some of these rappers need reminding, they ain't after my rythm mate, cause even in australia I'm flying But keep trying, you only live once So if you ain't living it up you ain't living, you're dying. [Chorus:] Sick world that's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is riight This world, that's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite Oooh nooo "Hey mate, Sway, what are you gonna do mate? you gonna put it on the barby? or put it in the barby?... barby, barby, barby,.. barby brown" One day I wanna be bigger than peter andre Or bigger than the pair of lips kissing on beyonce Bigger than the willies shown in any given sunday Selling units in amsterdam, sweden and francais. The other day me and my enemy was beefin So I hit him in the face with a baseball bat and he was bleedin Somebody asked why I did it, I said I didn't, I was swinging it, and you know bats they didn't see him. Got into america like slick rick and floetry To show everybody my big bollocks and british poetry But if I flop I'll just come back in disguise And tie a british flag over my face so no-one knows it's me [Chorus:] Sick world that's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is riight This world, that's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite Oooh nooo Ever since I was born I been torn Between two worlds my imagination and normal Got bored of watching horror films and p**n Thus my mind conjured up thoughts abnormal Trapped in a world I made that ain't mine And you can't see it all in a day it takes time Come visit my living room of lyrics and you'll find There's a picture of my future in my frame of mind See me? I got to much CDs, and watch too much TV One day my teacher asked me what I wanna be At parents evening and I replied "I want to be a tree" He laughed, but then my mum started cussin me in twi Those were the days the ladies never wanted me Like "ugh like dereks like as ugly as can be" Cause my tooth wasn't exactly straight No wat I mean gov like me and the dentist wasn't exactly mates So for about a year I had to wear a flippin brace Feel like a bum for 350 days Then I took of my braces, got big in places Now if a chick don't like me she's racist [Chorus:] Sick world that's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is riight This world, that's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite Oooh nooo