SwaggedOutMoney - Verizon lyrics

[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo Verizon you whack My internet be slackin' Yeah whats cracking, I be mackin Too bad I be here home alone… Culkin But never sulking Cause when we sulking Bruce Banner be hulking I know this isn't easy to hear, lay it on me doc I think I might have to switch my provider to cox Not a problem, cause I got too many of those Like I got with 48 Jimmy Johnson…Lowes You could say we like DSL But then again, what the hell? Your fiber optic network ain't cutting in no more Benefiber pouches, here take four In fact scratch that, we on break take five Here's my DVR, wait fudge it, we'll do it live! [Verse 2: Big Lou] Yo yo I get calls like an animal, call me a lynx Chattering all day I'm chilling in ice rinks Sending text messages like a popular dude Text while talking I don't care if it's rude Hear my ringtone all the time people want to talk to me But don't talk too much man because it ain't free I'm running up minutes like I'm a business Had a phone call for an hour because I'm the shizness So what if I don't have internet on my phone? I'll look that sh** up when I get home! f** y'all and your five megapixel camera Let's see how your touch screen holds to my five hundred pound hammer! Sorry I just got carried away It must be the radiation from talking all day Like I said I'm a cell phone addict Taking hits of air time like ecstasy tablets Hold on I got a call [Verse 3: Big Lou] Yo Dawg what's up how you doing? No not you b**h I'm bluetoothing! I can talk all day yo no goofing Later I'll Nextel chirp like I'm roofing Always on the phone even when I'm home Even when I'm rolling solo it's like I'm never alone BBM b**hes like what's up s*ut? You know ho I always say not much! Call me up and get a busy signal I'm texting, driving, and talking on speaker phone So good with a wireless I can make a b**h moan I have a good deal to package the phone and the tv Call me up I have caller ID But my Fios on and I'm watching Miley So I'll just text you back like what's up Turns out it's a booty call and she wants to see if I'll nut up Yeah I'll go do that ttyl guys