Sutton Foster - I Think I Got You Beat lyrics

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Sutton Foster - I Think I Got You Beat lyrics

[Fiona] There are things you don't know, ya know About how rough I had it [Shrek] What? In that cushy tower of yours? [Fiona] Cushy? Are you kidding? I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour Princess lonely, walking circles I had only Bare essentials, army cot A hot plate and chamber pot And every morning I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls, the days were added Luckily those walls were padded So I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat [Shrek] Oh, you think so That was a sad story but I've heard better, I'm just saying A for effort, thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches, see the scorches You're just whiney, I had a flaming hiney As I fled, I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to Heaven? Did I mention I was seven? So, I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat [Fiona] No warm regards [Shrek] No Christmas cards [Fiona] And everyday [Shrek] Was hell on earth day [Fiona] (Okay, top this!) I missed my prom [Shrek] My dad and mom sent me away It was my birthday [Fiona] I was sent away on Christmas Eve, ha, ha [Both] Bare essentials, army cot (No warm regards) A hot plate and chamber pot And every morning I would boil it (No Christmas cards) No choice, I had no toilet Just a view of devastation (And every day) Out one window, isolation (Was hell on earth day) In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited (mocking "I missed my prom!") I'm very dedicated (My dad and mom sent me away) On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded (It was my birthday) Twenty years (more mocking "I missed my prom!") My dad and mom sent me away [Fiona] So [Shrek] So [Both] I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Shrek] Oopsie! Oh well. Better out than in, I always say! (chuckles) Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm (burps) [Fiona] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm (burps) [Shrek] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm (burps) [Fiona] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm (burps three times) Na na na, na na na na [Shrek] Na na na, na na na na na (burps rhythmically and farts) [Fiona] Oh! No! [Shrek] Watch out! [Fiona] Pull my finger! No no no, no no no! [Shrek] Whew! [Both] Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!