Now there are three steps to heaven Just listen and you will plainly see And as I travel on and things go wrong Just call it steps one, two and three. The formula for heaven's very simple. Just follow the rules and you will see And as I travel on and things go wrong Just call it steps one, two and three. Step one, you find a girl to love. Step two, She falls in love with you Step three, you kiss and hold her tightly Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me.