[Intro: George The Poet] Take her down, don't stick around You know the procedure But she wants you for some reason You overachiever She won't remember the pleasure but she'll remember the pain though Lucky, I think you found the end of the rainbow She's one of the most sought-after women in the business If she'd wanted she could have bought half the women in the business And it's only your arse that's giving her the business But really, you're one of many c*nts on the roads In the long-run, who really wants one of those? You get the call and you run away to buy another whip Looking out the window, eye-ing up a strip Ready to take her shopping lining up a jib If she don't believe where you've been, find another fib Denying that you're in love is becoming a myth As you watch her strumming a riff while you're bunning a spliff You're sort of different You come from rags to riches She hates when you use the f*gs and snitches Tags and stitches, slags and b**hes And casually talk about body bags and ditches Incriminating evidence - she probably has some pictures And turned a blind eye when she knew the facts Cos she cherishes the moment she seen you relax She gently reminds you to renew your tax That's some wifey catch You're an unlikely match Cos you're nothing but a hood melt [?] f**ing up a good girl He found himself scratching his head Instead of catching a Z that he could catch in his bed He and his friends are all now various heathens But he finds this one of the scariest seasons Cos he can't trust himself for various reasons Love is just a verb he barely believes in Barely believes in, barely believes in [Verse 1: Mik** Pane] We ain't even married but we know we might as well be She ain't ever nagged me, nah she's only tried to help me She ain't even an addict, she's tee-total plus she's healthy She makes Ps with her band so in her own right she's wealthy Look at my life I sell and hoard grams every day Look at my wife, well I call her that anyway She's only mine and she swore that she'd never stray But she knows that I get more slags than Hemingway So she's always turning a blind eye It's one thing if you know that if you search then you might find But I swear it's another if you're aware of the lovers And your man leaves you alone, tossing and turning in the night time I let her pretend it don't hurt and let her believe she don't hate me Her network of friends phone her to tell her she needs to upgrade me That ain't hard to believe and she's hardly a fool But they can't say I'm cheating when there aren't any rules [Hook] And I see him going insane It's the price that comes with the fame But only time can numb the pain Just gotta wait You just gotta wait Patiently wait [Verse 2: Mik** Pane] She's the darling of the media She might as well just put down her guitar and be a TV star Cos that's the second time her pretty face has graced the screen in three minutes I don't know how she maintains the squeaky clean image So deceptive, nobody's better Millions inspired by her so-called rep For showing strength and holding it together When really her private life's a total mess But she's so professional Don't show any stress at all Perhaps that's why directors have roles but never call She's such a good actress they don't know she's acting when actually She's masking her sadness and it's all an act that the cameras see If they knew that she could perform in character naturally She'd be movie screened with awards stacked on the mantlepiece She pretends that she has no bones to pick with the filthy, rotten dog in me So technically it's only my chick that's guilty of dishonesty [Hook] [Verse 3: Mik** Pane] The public isn't supposed to find out about our relationship Her publicist is so f**ing frightened about what the nation thinks I challenge you to try and find a scoop on my girl She didn't even get her phone hacked by the News Of The World She's living dangerously though, there was a story in the tabloids Man that throws drink in star's face severely beaten up It's not her fault that some of her security are bad-boys When I say "security" I'm using finger speech marks I'm posing as her bodyguard to watch my chick If Houston's got a problem I'm on my Kevin Costner sh** The woman that I love's a celebrity As long as her safety's invoked my guns will never be She will never come to any harm, no I'll risk my life to keep her body safe, I can't protect her heart though I'm happy about the news that she just gave me I just wonder why the hell she wants to keep my baby I just wonder why the hell she wants to keep my baby [Hook] x 2 [Outro] And I see him going insane It's the price that comes with the fame And only time can numb the pain Just gotta wait You just gotta wait Patiently wait