Spose - Preposterously Dank lyrics

[Sample from TV show "Weeds"] [Intro] I seen it, it's lurkin', and it's dank He's so preposterous, baby He's oh so dank, he's got dilated eyeballs And he's moving so slowly but he's got rhymes down to a T You can't hate on Spose, he's from the Wells, M-E [Verse 1] Dearest fake rapper, please run for cover I'm f**ing up the game, I didn't bring no rubbers Like my parents when they were but Reagan lovers And high school girls are like, "that's Meghan's brother!" Out at 4:20 and then late for supper Come home later, nuke the grub up out the tupper Where? Wells, Maine. Hair? Dark brown Heineken-chugger acknowledge how it goes down The Cutla** sputters, the blunt girth's blubbered, my Comfort's Southern And baby we're just orangoutangs evolved, I sangadangle the balls Throw your gunts up, Spizzy Spose what he's called Wells, Maine ["Weeds" cut] [Verse 2] They call me 'Toine plus talent, minus slurping phallus I'm back, crack rock and Rolls Royce absent Average height though mean on the mic And mode of transportation: dad's whip or a bike So formally introducing the formerly nerdy Great bro in skate clothes, jock Ezekiel and Hurley Still slept on, me I never wake up early But I stuff white owls call it taxidermy Catch me jocking old Reeboks and dirty socks I know in life things change like an equinox And thus, this is why I'm hot: cause I lack a plot And this fackin' pack of Backwoods is the last crap I bought I'm saying ["Weeds" cut] [Verse 3] Uh, so get on the wagon, "bastid," pa** the absinthe I got a lack of cash that John Lennon couldn't imagine Grumpy attitude 'till blunski latitude Gets me higher than you've gotta be to get a padded room The sagging of my pants Is also indicative of the slacking in my plans And the baggage in my hands and these weed bags can Vanish quickly like female babies in Japan, or China You know I'm the f**in' Wells, Maine renegade lyrical elite Teeth not the color of Nintendo Wii We're jocking sweatpants, fanny-packs, bought that at TJ Maxx Spose turn ganga black, just bought a twenty-sack (Smoke some trees out that b**h)