[Intro] Wells, Maine all over your face [Verse] What's up? I'm almost famous, I love that movie, sh** I guess I'm more infamous, video hits up on the Internet Smile betwixt my dimples it's that Chivalrous dick who spit it more than a little bit I inflict my gifts on he who spits simpleness I break 'em, make 'em slit their wrists Hook 'em up with chicks I know with syphilitic slits, f**ing idiots Burning cylinders with villagers, that's on the syllabus They wonder where my [?] will I tell them it is limitless Infinite, when I speak to peeps, peak interest Symphonies are jingly but intricate They're conducting inquiries into how he's livin' it If he's really in the cut or if he's only trimmin' it Who is in his syndicate? Why his clothes are mangy if he's angry, he ain't bigger yet 'Cause-'cause the way they figure it I-I-I-I should be paid, late kickin' it Well fu-fu-f** guy, if you only had an inklin' But-but-but pardon my French, but love my English The label wants to know where the second single is {*Crinkling noise*} I just crinkled it Defensive at the end like Nickovich Pour Macallan in the gla** and take a sip of it, I'm sick of it It's got me blue like the Apple Store, pacing back and forth ‘Cause I rap better and got clothes older than Macklemore But this year, he's Giant Ryan's half a dwarf Some sappy who*e said, "Everything happens for A reason," so I'm waiting for the explanation Check out my skeletons I'm spellin' with my excavation Or I'm just impatient I need the justification