[HOLLYWOOD WELCOMING COMMITTEE:] May I come in? [INGMAR BERGMAN:] Who are you? [HOLLYWOOD WELCOMING COMMITTEE:] I am the Hollywood Welcoming Committee. May I sit down? Blatant attempt, I must say, by those who desire you to stay Knowing that you've a weakness for the girls So Mr. Bergman, Mr. B, how ‘bout a cup of herbal tea You've had a stressful day, time to unwind, so unwind No, let us talk not of films but of your life in Bev'ly Hills And of your freedom to get all things right Never a compromise for you, budgets for what you want to do Crews that can read your mind and work all night Work all night Tell me how best to make my case, any ol' way or face to face I can persuade you given enough time So Mr. Bergman, Mr. B, you haven't touched your herbal tea Here, let me help you, you need to unwind, to feel fine… To feel fine…