Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Ladies, Ladies On the sofa next to me Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee Ladies, Ladies In the backyard climbing trees Are Princess Grace and Margaret Meade Ladies, Ladies And you pull in the driveway, you've been out shopping I got a hide them, hide all you ladies Lay down and smile, they're disappearing And then right after, I welcome home my only lady Ladies, Ladies Jackie's in the powder room Lois Lane will be here soon Ladies, Ladies Eva Braun is cracking jokes While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes Ladies, Ladies When I call up some buddies, "Hey, come on over There's ladies present!" We'll be right over! The ladies hear me, they're disappearing And then right after My friends ask me where are all the ladies? All of the ladies? Ladies, Ladies In the kitchen baking cake Is Betty Crocker Ladies, Ladies Dolly Parton's in my pool And Aunt Jemima's acting cool Ladies, Ladies They're really great in person They get me going But, I'm not pushy Don't want to blow it No six packs know it They started fading Come back my ladies Where would I be without my ladies? Ladies...