Soundtracks - Candy Store lyrics

CHERYL) Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far Why now are you yanking on my chain? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, b*atch! I like! Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot I like! Drinkin' hard Maxin' Dad's credit card I like! Skippin' gym Scaring her Screwing him I like! k**er clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose! If you lack the deuce Go play duck duck goose Let your mommy fix you ice cream Woah! Or come hang with me And tonight we'll be Dirty dancing with the football team Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store Guys fall (BETTY) At your feet (VERONICA) Pay the check Help you cheat (CHERYL) All you Need to know Some dead weight Has to go That freak's Not your friend I can tell in the end If she Had your shot She would leave you to rot ‘Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on Woah! Or forget the creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up someone's lawn (CHERYL) See, you don't have it Watch this! (TONI) Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store (CHERYL) You can join the team (TONI) Or you can b**h and moan (CHERYL) You can live the dream (TONI) Or you can die alone (CHERYL) You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me (TONI) And end up like her Woahhh Honey, whatcha waitin' for (CHERYL) Shut up Toni! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a lame a** anymore (CHERYL + TONI) Then step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store