Soulja Boy - Birdwalk Freestyle lyrics

[Intro] f** that love sh** What beat is this again? Birdman? Like real talk, shout out to Soulja Boy He like my favorite rapper, n***a, n***a n***a, don't tell nobody, n***a, n***a [Hook] Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that Soulja man Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that soda can Well not really the soda can... no h*mo man Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me [Verse 1] b**h, I spit that swine flu Where the f** the bird go? I can do a Scorpio make her feel like a Virgo Get in her horizons, turn her upsides vertical Insides out, spill green sh**, Kermit ho Watch her birdwalk, hit the p**y now she pigeon toed The sh** is on point like a sharp set of pinnacles All I need is a box of Mike & Ike's and I'm in the zone A n***a never shaded, but I spit that window tinted flow Tell her give me neck like I'm hanging off a pendant, ho And women are deceitful, I don't trust them independent hoes Really don't wanna say it, but I spit it how the b**hes like it Whatever it takes for a n**ie to get them panty hose Only give a f** about a few I ain't f**ed yet Majority of 'em seem to get crazy when you touch checks Never could tie me down, but always seem to want that tux s** Begging me can I come over 'fore I even nut yet Chief in this b**h like the Florida Seminoles do it She just wanna get me off and fill her with seminal fluid Ooh, girl you nasty. She just pretend to be cool And her walls are just a wall 'til I'm actually sending him through it [Verse 2] I'm kiddin', n***a I don't even know nothin' 'bout that though I'm just a goofy a** goof troop n***a Put it in her mouth, I mouth that ho No, I'm just joking, mutha f**a, all jokes Or am I serious? Put a b**h on all fours Let her s** on my slope, Y-M-X Plus B f** her like a n***a just popped a ecstasy J-E-T-double T double U, make her feel like a double date Blow me like excess weed Turn her ice cream p**y to vanilla shake Hit it until the lead will break Sweaty from the s** next week That means I didn't even do it yet A n***a havin' movie s**, call it Final Fantasy And even when I fantasize, she already feel me though Drill her, yo. n***a get head like a penny, yo Do it for the city, yo I don't even really know T-L-C, never f** with a silly ho n***a, no, get up in the puddy, then I giddy go Hit the sh**, film the sh**, put it in a video n***a got a sweet tooth for the kitty cat Put it in my face, move it back, n***a Scooby snack Little Tweety, muh f**, I saw the puddy cat Slide right in, now I'm feeling like a b**by trap Take it off the shelf, mutha f**a never put it back Hit it in the trunk, blow the engine like the hood and back Take it to the hood and back, one time for a n***a p**y like Goldilocks, jump up in the porridge n***a Leak it over, leave it pouring n***a Like her water broke, baby born, n***a I'm kidding, of course my n***a I stick to the puddy like the chord my n***a [Bridge] I buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie Buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie Put my tongue in it and I wonder what my fortune would be Just buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie! [Verse 3] It's J...E-double T, double U-O And a n***a so fresh like I'm covered in soap Even when a n***a not fresh though Still spit heat, n***a no hot breath though Haters throw salt, n***a I am not pretzels f** them b**hes with a condom, no V.D Y'all see me, he beating this beat up Drum on the b**hes like Marquis Veasey Holla at my n**ie though, spit that little kiddie flow Have you ever seen a n**ie drown in a mini-boat? That's my little n**ie from the S.D Drop the "T" in STD if you didn't know This is a Soulja Boy beat And I'm painting perfect pictures on my polaroid sheeit I mean sheet... I mean, aww f** it never mind me Just hop on the broomstick, Hermione See in my mind, I'm on a island breeze With a little beige thang drinking China Tea Jet 2 and I don't f** around I'm so fly even when I touch her down, she is upward bound