Snowgoons - The Legend Of Mr. T lyrics

[Intro]: Yeah. This is Mr. T. Snowgoons. Reef The Lost Cauze [Verse One]: Yeah, I'm Mr. T, n***a flee when that snub will bang The rap Clubber Lang, spittin' with bloody fangs n***as rap for b**hes and money, fame I rap for sanity and to avenge my brother's name Diego Montoya Big black slave on a river boat with Tom Sawyer Tell the cops to s** a dick and call my lawyer I'll destroy ya before I ignore ya They call me, The Ultimate Warrior Reincarnate More beef than an Amish market The Cauze supremely to the government I'm a target My mind sprays, my nine sprays like time stays Quickly Faster than a move and some pie made You get me Listen to every word that I say It's Philly, the city of gods where I stay I'm not gay So I don't listen to Lil' B You kidding me I'm old and crazy n***a, Mr. T [Mr. T talking]: I ain't gettin' on that plane Hannibal. With that crazy fool Murdock. If he's flyin', we dyin'. I'll take my fist and put my initials on your brain. When I see that s**a, I'm gonna do more than punch him in the nose. I'm gonna break his neck. Why you gotta jibber jabber all the time? I'm gonna damage this s**a with fists fool [Verse Two]: B.A. Baracus with the chopper, a vicious rep No mohawk, gold chains and denim vests Just a bad man, always pissed off With a temper shorter than pit bosses, big Cauze Hoppin' out the Hum-V, bumpin' Bun B, I'm dumb tree Make wannabes collapse like bum knee my son needs Pamper and undies So come see if this old man won't whip you young creeps right down on front street Make more cla**ics in one week My own father couldn't son Reef, spit that top of the sun heat Gun blacker than Sonsee, make sun freeze water Like the instrumental to Come Clean Slaughter I'm unseen, under the bridge with nothin' but cigs Not that kind you smoke, the sh** that sit in your ribs The kids bump Lil' B I can't take y'all seriously I'm old and crazy, Mr. T [Mr. T talking]: I pity the fool. This is a 10-0 B.A. scale. Ten being total pain. Remember kids, always eat my cereal. Also, treat your mother right. Yeah, Snowgoons! Reef The Lost Cauze. Mr. T. Yeah, I pity the fool. s**a. I ain't gettin' on no plane. Snowgoons, I ain't gettin' to Germany. All the way from Philly? That's crazy talk. I'mma damage all these s**ers. Better shut up fool. I'm tired of this jibber jabber. Always jibber jabbin' me all the time. I'mma punch you in the face