Slime - I Wish I Was lyrics

Well, I wish I was a cat, sitting on a rug Pretty girls would pick me up, they give me a hug They stroke me and pet me on my head And all those wonderful things I see sleeping on a bed Ref Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall All those mucky things, I would see them all She walks around in a flimsy little nighty And when she takes that nighty off, oh gosh, oh lord how mighty Ref Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall Well, I wish I was a bra**ier and spend my life in lust Ride on the girls jumper and round the girls bust I would be a hold-up man, like Butch Ca**idy And over the shoulder hold a bra**ier life for me Ref Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall