Slick Rick - Bond lyrics

Yeah, boy! Check it out slick, ya know what i'm sayin? No complaining I reached my destination and its raining I'm in columbia, the bond steps off the plane and I hear a hollar from a bro with ring around the collar Its chief of police, grease bond, tell me to follow Treated me to everything, no taxin, maxin Gives me a hotel suite for me to relax in Seems everyone was in my silk drawers A cloud does it have to bug me a daffy nerve Jumpin out the closet, word up, dead n***a Said "chief how do you figure tryin to arrest me, the double for the Murder of the n***a?" Now in a cell, but not for long, and now i'm out, i hear a weeping One asleep, other sleep, kept creeping Bumped into another, my appearance was alarming (to who) some lady that thought i'm charming Please, the way i is i don't even have to say hon, So who's a don? You better believe the n***a keeps girls fond, The name's bond! Well, i'm outside and its the chief with twenty thiefs like the brainiac Aware because the double 0 was bucking like a maniac Till nobody lives, so hon, nowhere to do correct Said "excuse me baby, but where they hiding the hooker at?" "around the block, but chill at least chill till the storm has stopped" Decided it was a helicopter, sounds like its warming up Grabbed ya leg, shot the chief, someone said "stop hawking" Shook me off at twenty-thou, the bond got up walking They was laughing as they left they grew thinner like iraqi, Got the plans from the dying chief of police in her pocket To make it even worse honey girl was definetly rattin Was holding her in a club that was happening in manhattan I'm on the plane in the day seemed nothing was a phasing, Except for the stewardess jocking the amazing, But kept my composure, had another honey hon, Who the don? Better believe the n***a keep girls fond, The name's bond! Back at home in new york, i didn't want to get too overfly You wanna know why i pulled out my 535i? (pimp!) Boy i see some lookouts with some girls that's annoyed It was a private engagement for the dealer and the boys Double just pa**ed the hoods with their faces painted Walked in, say a good twent girls fainted Throw cousins all out but seems that everyone was sh**ting, And man i was so cool i even carried me a kitten (reowr!) Trouble for the double 0? wouldn't swallow that Who's the man with the golden guuuuun and all of that Turned curls of mercy, left blood on the walls of Rescued the shorty who was all on the walls of who*e said "you're late!" i don't wanna hear none of your dissing Nabbed the cash, made a good twenty million on the mission Good job, not to mention had the balls honey hung So who's a don? Better believe the n***a keeps girls fond The name's bond!