Slick Rick - Da Art of Storytellin' (Remix) lyrics

Only the single version features the slick rick verse, it was cut from the album [Verse One: Big Boi] Yea.. Somebody hit me the other day, for a rendezvous Was it the b**h that f**ed the Goodie, and the Dungeon Crew Let's say her name was Suzy Skrew, cause she screwed a lot Makin a n***a hit that chonk, at legitimate spots Not no parks, backseats, or things of that nature Had to hate ya playa, I'm dickin the ho down never said I paid her Straight laid her, slayed the b**h like Darth Vader, made her From College Park and Fayette, all the way down to Decatur Like Jada, her wig was sharp and sporty, that was shorty Safe as a snake on eggs in a Beamer eight-hundred-forty It's foggy, I went to the crib to call her but she lost me My baby mamma beeped seven o'clock it's gonna cost me But I still wanna cut her though, maybe she had to work I caught her in the mall, wearin a real tight skirt She was, fine as fu*k, I wanted to s** the ho up She said, "Let's hit the parking lot so I can sick your duck" I said, "Cool, I really wanted to cut you but this'll do I gotta pick up my daughter plus my baby mamma beeped me too." She said she understood then everything was kosher I gave her a Lil' Will CD, and a f**in poster It's like that now It's like that now, you better go on And get, the hump, up out your back now It's about four, or five, cats Off in my 'Llac now We just, shoot, game in the Form of story rap now (yeah) It's like that now, it's like that now [Verse Two: Andre 3000] Now Suzy Skrew had a partna named Sasha (Sasha), Thumper (Thumper) I remember her number like the summer When her and Suzy yeah they threw a slumber - - party But you can not call it that cause it was slummer Well it was more like spend the night Three in the morning yawnin dancin under street lights We chillin like a villain and a n***a feelin right In the middle of the ghetto on the curb, but in spite All of the bullsh** we on our back starin at the stars above (aww man) Talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" (hmm) It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes I coulda died, time went on, I got grown Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home To find lil Sasha was gone Her mamma said she with a n***a that be treatin her wrong I kept on singin my song and hopin at a show That I would one day see her standin in the front row But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper It's like that now, you better go on And get, the hump, up out your back now [Slick Rick] Yes... (Uncle Ricky!!) It's about four, or five, cats Off in my 'Llac now [Slick Rick] Yes... (Could you tell a story?) We just, shoot, game in the Form of story rap now (yeah) [Slick Rick] (Pleeeeeease?) Uh-huh It's like that now, it's like that now [Slick Rick] Herrrrrre we go... [Verse Three: Slick Rick] Throwing things, yelling in a mad high pitch Here we go again with this psychopath b**h The neighbors will hear you, you misfit Can't disagree with the b**h without this sh** The price we pay to f** women The most pretty b**h got the psycho sh** within them Stuck up, as soon as I pop up But see me with the next she wanna tear the f**ing club up Check her pants, a number confirming Learned more and more, they're just sh** to dump s**m in And you know, probably get cussed if I backslap Miss While she busy trying to justify who cheated first "Rick what would I want With this small chain wearin muh-f**a trying to front?" I oughta cut her off, let another sooth me But I don't know, ordinary b**h don't move me I mean, I tried to fall in love with a bittie But straight up, just be with the b**h out of pity So although I know, pretty b**h shady Here I go, trying to change a ho into a lady Knahmean? It's like that now, you better go on And get, the hump, up out your back now [Slick Rick] Yes It's about four, or five, cats Off in my 'Llac now [Slick Rick] Yes We just, shoot, game in the Form of story rap now (yeah) [Slick Rick] Uh-huh It's like that now, it's like that now It's like that now, you better go on And get, the hump, up out your back now [Slick Rick] Yes It's about four, or five, cats Off in my 'Llac now [Slick Rick] Yes We just, shoot, game in the Form of story rap now (yeah) [Slick Rick] Uh-huh It's like that now, it's like that now It's like that now, you better go on And get, the hump, up out your back now [Slick Rick] Yes It's about four, or five, cats Off in my 'Llac now [Slick Rick] Yes We just, shoot, game in the Form of story rap now ...