Sleaford Mods - The Mekon lyrics

I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I'm knackered I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself I've exhausted myself Who dares wins Dan Dares He got it wrong His rocket got bombed The Mekon Got a big head With sta-prest waffle trousers Tram lines in his hair A John Partridge shooters mack f** Lyle & Scott The haves - they always got it wrong We don't - we have not! I've got a barbed wire brain On a cheap fight to self-destruction With an overnight stay-in I can't function I'm not a mod - I'M GOD I'm not a mod - I'M GOD! And you can stick this job Right up your arse What's it like? Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens Until 8 o'clock at night What's it like? Knowing you're just an average musician And this is your sh**e life What's it like? Putting your co*k inside another drunk woman - I'm like, 'alright!' What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? She wants me to shag her I ain't gonna shag her - f** her I'm doing the can-can man I'm a summer boy I wear deck shoes with no socks I feel wrong I'm twisted I'm a twat in a box With no lid on top And the spring's f**ed I hit women I'm a bird beater I guard my pathetic set of values Like a deluded social phobe with no friends And a chronic obsession with becoming a Beefeater What's it like? Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens Until 8 o'clock at night What's it like? Knowing you're just an average musician And this is your sh**e life What's it like? Putting your co*k inside another drunk woman - I'm like, 'alright!' What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? I stick my fingers up - well look at me I do the pogo - it's in the city I stick my fingers up - look at me I do the pogo - it's in the city What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like?