Sleaford Mods - Shortcummings lyrics

You have the vision when you move a notch You get permission to be what you want I snog it now 'cause the sexy spot is prancing on my garden Look, I'm elevated, I'm Captain Hook Just round the back of the shop shut street The rain in the wood is like a thinner sleet It hits my nose and all I got is twigs and fat weeds and grass snakes please When did I get so fu*king down on my knees? You have the mission when you walk a lot Don't be a slider, get it how you want I snog it now cos the sexy spot is dancing like Baby, Dirty Dancing aka another crisis next to the magazine stand Where's our picture on the front of this magazine, man? It's such a shame that every job here is dead It's such a shame that every person I meet needs smacking in the head When did I get so fu*king down on my knees? He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard One, two, three, four You really don't know what they've probably got They've got your arms if you resist the trot I'll dance it now 'cause the rest is turned up in a microwave Dark brown with the wavy wave Just round the back of the bridge, no sleep Lines of the road with the yellow lights brave the night to my mind, who lives in that house And what do they think all the time? He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard (What do you get for killing me A tighter grip, a bled of dying thousand) [x4] He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard He's gonna get all his dreams He's got short, short, short, short, shortcummings He's gonna mess himself so much But it's all gonna come down hard