Sleaford Mods - Elocution lyrics

Hello there, I'm here today to talk about the importance of independent venues I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing to talk about the importance of independent venues I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues I'm no good with elocution To get myself into the institution So I can win some donkey straw Get a frame and put it on my fu*kin wall I wish I had the time To be a wa*ker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you Elocution Elocution I wish I had the time To be a wa*ker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you It's a suicide mission To go online and knock the opposition But I don't want no donkey straw Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door And I buzz, career tabs death Little one liners Little clever sh*thouse fivers In the scope that the hands of the sh*te have took Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up Hey I wish I had the time To be a wa*ker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you I'm no good with elocution I'm no good with elocution I wish I had the time To be a wa*ker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like