Sleaford Mods - A Little Ditty lyrics

[Verse 1] [?] we've been told what to do I didn't realise either mate, I'm with you I've been following white lines all my life Touché turtle, jump the castle, avoid the disco dancers No ha**le, doing beak like that with a kid at your mums Paramedics, you shoulda thought about that one Heart stopper, boom clear What happened to Richard, all I can see is gear Breathless, incinerate, processed cheese Become what you hate, become what we are A series one with dreams to reach a series four Drive, dive, six packs, drive, drive, white teeth, kit-kat Take the money and run, join the elite You sold yourself to no-one Pied piper, whiskey notes, the wonderwall fell down on you [Chorus] A little ditty and it's all gone wrong I don't expect the tools to sing along A little ditty and it's all gone wrong A little ditty A little ditty [Verse 2] I ain't a threat, they leave me alone [?] You know when I worked there I got a bad feeling from a man I can't work with someone like that again, Sam A little ditty and it's all gone wrong I don't expect the kid to sing along That band from the '80s that punk band what are they called The Queen's Park Rangers Been around ages you tool We're all up in the top room of the pub Getting heavy with the past that didn't exist You reshape to give celeb mates Shoreditch yarn In the, have you been for a poo-poo barn Gnarly coke d**h faces d**h, d**h, d**h, d**h, nine to a cubicle Like squeezing, screwing-up faces Last choke push the wheels of the next big thing You scratch my back, I don't scratch anything Apart for my nads Oy Mick I'm born to be bland Jumped up in black leather Flints, d**h, currywurst Smashed, and in everything [Chorus]