Skizzy Mars - Douchebag lyrics

Yo Pop the top off and look up to the sky like What the f** is my mind like? It's corrupted, nothing you wanna f** with Wilbon sh** Pardon The Interruption And I can gaze at all the city lights And I can still feel as dark as night Cause I was never a nice guy, always a nice try Always threw a middle finger up to the night sky As if to say, "f** em all, f** em all" I bet you they don't really know me at all Yeah, they say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag Half of a man, cause I never win Like a family in the 'burbs, cause I'm settling in I told this girl I liked her and she didn't feel the same way So I said, "b**h you were ugly to begin." That's the a**hole sh** that I be on These Celine girls I like to put the Dion I'm a f**ing phenom But they not with it, then they need to get the peace on And turn her speakers up when the DJ plays these songs I love girls with low self esteem and some Daddy problems Look, that Patron and them pills will solve em Seeing things, Xanax and Klonopin Y'all a bunch of water boys, you need to put the starters in And if I have to see you out I hope that you will take my Order correctly, never scared to d**h, I'll be a martyr Resurrect me Feel like your best is equal to my enough Elitist, so I put them fingers up As if to say, "f** em all, f** em all" I bet you they don't really know me at all They say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag Screw ya man, you don't know what you talking about Meryl Streep steeze cause my style's just so hard to doubt Yeah, they say nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag We talked about money, expendable City night life is Pixar incredible The sh** I do at seventeen supercedes What you gon do by thirty And the douchebag persona simply just does not concern me While you screw it up, dude, guess I do that sh** on purpose Don't care about the inside Materialism's concerning But I'm yearning for some substance like a fein up at the rehab But I also love giving these Feminists reasons to be mad See me flying like a kite on a windy day I disregard these hoes I'm thinking strictly VMAs Beer pong, year long, b**hes listen to these songs I'm with some white girls, some Lucy Liu's and some Nia Long's Stella's and Bella's with b**bies named Isabella They ask me how I'm doing and I say, "quite frankly, stellar." Buzzed like I'm going to the army and it's no surprise They saying,"Skizzy, you're an a**hole." I roll my eyes f** em all, f** em all I bet you they don't really know me at all I got one life line I'm trying not to call I'm living on the edge and I'm trying not to fall And it's hard We took a couple bars and we looked into the stars We buy some fancy cars Yeah, look they say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag f** em all, f** em all I bet you they don't really know me at all They say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag Screw ya man, you don't know what you talking about Meryll Streep steeze cause my style's just so hard to doubt Yeah, they say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag Thank God I'm a douchebag Thank God I'm a douchebag Yeah, They say that nice guys finish last Well, thank God I'm a douchebag