Sheryl Crow - Members Only lyrics

[Verse 1] Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the 80's He wears his members only jacket Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies [Chorus] And all the white folks shake their a**es Looking for the two and four I'll have mine in martini gla**es Cause I can't take it anymore [Verse 2] These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo I think she's found a new religion Studying the Kabalah in her J Crew [Chorus] And all the rich kids shake their a**es Looking for the two and four Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap mola**es Cause I can't taste it anymore No I can't taste it anymore [Verse 3] My friend Greg says it's all good As the eastern seaboard's blown away Now everything is going half-price So look at all the money we saved [Chorus] And all the politicians shake their a**es Looking for the backdoor I'll just be hanging out with the la**es Cause they don't like the boys no more No and I can't take it anymore