[Shaggy:] Uh it wasn't me... [Woman calling Shaggy:] I bet it wasn't it was your third leg, in between the other two [Shaggy:] Alright Woody, you and me we neeed to have a talk Cause your always gettin me in trouble right now this, this ain't funny [Verse 1: Shaggy] Why is it you always gotta be standin up Or rub a dub, your like what's up Have woman kissin on your head and stuff Why is it you never ever seem to have enough Why can't you ever go to bed and just chill? Actin all ill, showin off your sk** Always tryin to make me go against my will Why is it you always up in someone's grill [Background Singers:] That playboy sh** you did yesterday Won't you know I got busted anyway You went home and didn't feel her cat What kind of dumb sh** is that? [Chorus: Shaggy] All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh [Verse 2: Shaggy] Why you always gotta be the one to take the lead You wanna plant a seed, good thing I wore a shield You think without a brain you seem to like can't even read So why you think you have the right to tell me what I need Now I'm tryin to talk to you you hold your head in shame You sorry that you came, you think this is a game It seems to me that I'm the one that's always bein framed Cause everything you do guess who's the one to get the blame [Background Singers:] That playboy sh** you did yesterday Won't you know I got busted anyway You went home and didn't feel her cat What kind of dumb sh** is that? [Chorus: Shaggy] All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh [Bridge: Woman calling Shaggy] You banged my friend, you pissed me off, you banged my friend, you boned All fuzzy, cheap punk, hello.....hello....you make me sick [Chorus: Shaggy] All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh