Shaggy - Why You Treat Me So Bad lyrics

[Gran puba:] what, situation here dis is shaggy gand puba style [Shaggy:] in a dancehall style wicked, whya so versatile chu why must she treat so bad [Puba:] I don't know why she treat like that why must she treat so bad if it's scheming it's scheming like a demon why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] why that girl treat me so bad girl why must she treat so bad [Puba:] hey shaggy we ain't having it, let'em know what time it is [Shaggy:] apple in my eye an the key to my yacht she's the only girl I desire from the start and if we get together never part but every time I talk to her she try to blow me off she keeps trying to avoid me to tell the truth girl this really annoys me but I'm the number one champion tha doberman ere on the microphone stand she says "god dam" but since I'm such a good man and all the leading ladies would love to have my hand so why u treat me like a mad man young girl why don't u get with the program why must she treat so bad I don't understand this woman at all why must she treat so bad [Puba:] u need to knock it off coz we ain't going for it why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] u wait till that day that glorious day why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] yo puba .... MJ says "something i don't know" [Puba:] now baby listen I ain't into bu*t kissing if u think im going out like that, keep wishing u play hard to get then u won't get got if u keep acting up ya end up a have not every day it seems that u want to treat me bad every day it seems your maxi on a pad I treat u like a queen and u play me like peasant no matter what I do u try to make me feel unpleasant but hey it'll come back to haunt chaya never flip the script and say now i don't want cha I can change like sneakers and clothes is git it stick it, it ain't change but a plane ticket why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] a wag man MJ says - "something shaggy says doesn't make sense" why must she treat so bad [Puba:] easy come easy go why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] I don't know why I have to see ya like this why must she treat so bad [Puba:] say ya better take it personal [Shaggy:] Lover boy says yes may god bless uhhmmmmmm she uller to told me oh goodness and that's when she put me to the test and that's when I had to but the egg in the bird nest and that's how we rumble last night upon real love she stumble I'm just the same guy that she dissed and now she never pa**es me with out blowing a kiss yo girl your dismissed [Puba:] hahaha just like that then why must she treat so bad [Puba:] yeah yeah plain legged s**y keep on walking why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] now wonder if i'll get the sharp end of the stick 'Di' thinks it is - 'now ah wonder who get da short end of the stick' !?!?! why she treat so bad [Puba:] that's right are u with me why must she treat so bad [Puba:] and that's how it goes check it ain't no honey fly enough ain't no boody fat enough ain't no coody good enough to string out gran puuu so baby be true stop all the things u do before I change my mind and find some body new and now you {see/know} this is how gran puba and shaggy do mother made you mother had you mother f*ck you as we put it on like that time to represent here we go situation is we ain't having it these days so we got a let them know one time why must she treat so bad [Shaggy:] now what's the situation again hey why must she treat so bad [Puba:] get a lift why must she treat so bad yeah gran puba shaggy here girls