Shael Riley - The Popcorn Hater lyrics

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Shael Riley - The Popcorn Hater lyrics

There's nobody here No one but me and the Janitor Both are exploring our fears: There's meat inside our heads Our skulls, our brains just Roll around I asked him his name He said, "You can call me the Janitor, boy. Can I call you the same?" I shook my head and laughed And told him that was fine The minutes turned to hours as The morning turned to afternoon I'd only just arrive there But I knew that I'd be leaving Soon For a year and a day I rolled with the Janitor's crew And each evening he taught Me a secret. I know Mandarin Chinese And I can Kung-Fu fight It was part of his plan Filling my head up with Movies and books Wouldn't make Me a man Then every night We waged a War upon the earth By day I played the schoolboy but I'd secretly been half awake My body grew in portions And my mind began to elevate Ode to the Janitor that cleans the basement carpet Somebody spilled popcorn all over the place Ode to the Janitor that cleans the basement chocolate Ode to the Janitor Some call him the Popcorn Hater You think that I'm a kidding But a**uredly I'm a kitten, cat Meow! What are we to do? Man, is it me who you want? He said "Boy, I'm the future of you There's meat inside your head Your skull, your brain just Rolls around." What are you to me? Janny said, "Boy, come outside I've got something I'd like you to see. Now Close your eyes and take this Candle in your hand." We set that dorm on fire and We watched it burn right to the ground The ashes rose to Heaven And the lack of God came smiling down This is a place where old children Come to die This is a place. We're old children Come to die Meow!