[Verse 1] Piss smell like straight bu*ter Cheddar got me hungry for another Grilled cheese golden like the mouth that I chew you with Three hundred, one hundred, two thousand calories I'm lovin' it Mob full of models; pretty Men stand straight Wounds but no stitches f** me cause of pity Watches rose, gold, tell me when I'm late Hang myself with a tie, but I'mma die looking spiffy Bibles in the drawers read them after these centerfolds get sticky [Verse 2] Because it's s**, no god, money fraud I'm white, f** any a** if it's tight This is America, we have rights I'm the guy pa**ing out rubber to these high school hooligans Want that boy a straight warrior like the packaging f**ing a who*e with matching horoscopes, afterwards relaxing Off goofing again, while these suits are paying taxes Your daughter's taking up gymnastics Flexible enough to pa** the course and leave with the width of this elastic Papa's off renting Scholastics, burger patty flipping While I unzip these burgundy khakis Giving kids plastics, listening to Robb Bank$, "Cadie" Job more fun than watching these p**n statics But at least I'm happy [Verse 3] Tie your thoughts in a knot, Nautica props Watches waterproof, let them sail in a Gucci yacht Was taught to tie my shoes but not how to, so I live my life with a body full of tattoos Dick hard like bamboo, diversity have me f**ing both sides of Shamu These s** jokes won't reduce Probably have me flying first cla**, eating the freshest produce Quit school, continue to produce Clean up the mess Missy, while I let loose H2O chess playing, protect our president BasedGod ain't evident, situation elevated Hide behind an army, calmly a**a**inated. Pawns the weakest, I won't tell you my secrets I see through your weakness MC's lacking, I may be the bleakest, 14, the uniqueness Steal the gummy worms, lighters, the cheapness Knock life, co*k always hard, f** fast, live life twice I think my life's directed by Larry Clark; HIV Stress twice Rot your brain Martini gla**es, weed Surpa**es, the ma**es Clique full of mola**es, one vanilla bean Ain't having it, f** 'em up, stabbing them Bad seed, no stem Brain dead, no brain stem I think Shady's condemned, dictionary definition's proper But when I'm pissing, I'm only talking mobster