Shadrow - General Purpose Birthday Song lyrics

[Verse 1] Did you know that it's your birthday? Well, if you didn't now you do Because the people around you won't stop singing "Happy birthday to you" [Verse 2] It must be great now that you're older Think of all the cool things you can do Now that your age is higher than the last year Unless you were just born today In which case all I will say Is "happy birthday to you" [Bridge] You probably cannot drive a car unless you're old enough to drive a car in which case you can Although the limit is a little higher, you can say the same for alcohol so don't steal my can [Verse 3] I guess it's time to bring the cake out And all the different kinds of food Here's to another year of you still breathing Happy birthday to you [Verse 4] It's just too bad your Uncle Robby Couldn't make it to the party But he sends his regards Knowing him, he'd probably show up drunk And make remarks about your weight Inside of your birthday card [Verse 5] And when the celebration's over We will sit down, just me and you And talk about the fact that you still live here You need to clean your damn room Learn how to handle a broom Don't sit around like a slob Please go apply for a job So cut a slice of your cake Cause till then all I will say Is "Happy birthday to you" Happy birthday to you [Outro] Okay, but get that job