Seymour Butts - Schoolyard Blues lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm the piranha, so listen to my raps you little guppies When I tell you that my school was full of misunderstanding yuppies That, maybe at times, weren't so bad as I may or may not imagine But middle-cla** and poverty weren't things they could fathom My school wasn't top-notch, nah, it was cheap and poor as hell So why the Richie Riches applied there, I never could quite tell They could've gone to a school with castle-doors and a diamond moat But f** them, let me tell you this speedy anecdote About the time that I was on the bus with a little f**ing coward Such a damn p**y that he could've been wearing flowers He was talking sh** about me in the way-back back of the bus And after and upstanding rivalry with that kid, I just had to cuss I wanted to pick him up and send him to Texas or way down south I said, "Keep my goddamn name out of your mouth" And my bus driver had then rightfully had enough of our crap So he headed back to the school, and swerved off of the map The kid, whose name was Matthew, had a bigger sister, Morgan And she was almost as godawful, like a motherf**ing Gorgon We were met by the superintendent, boom, we were evicted And there were tears in his eyes, which could've been easily predicted Anyway, that just shows to stand up for yourself when you have had it And that just showcases that bullies are little f*ggots [Chorus] [Verse 2] Yo, I remember one time out on the baseball field When this kid's buddies were throwing muddy kickballs at him And they wouldn't yield, but he was laughing, and then My friend went with the crowd and threw one too and then He claimed that it ruined his brand new shirt And then he vowed that he would make my friend hurt He threw multiple balls at my poor friend's skull Wouldn't stop attacking him till his conscience dulled And then our b**hy principal called in some eyewitnesses I told her the story but she claimed that the bully was innocent And instead punished my friend, and then the same friend Got mugged by some a**hole at the school dance But my friends got revenge and made his vocal cords prance "We're avenging you, brother, sure we will Let's dump his lacrosse bag into the urinal And pee on it, flush it, and stick our wee-wees on it"