Seven - Alphabet Insanity lyrics

[Verse 1] I adamantly attack the alphabet With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic Or an a**hole, like A-Rod, no anabolics But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat Brushin' bubbly allover your b**by and booty beef Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carca** Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet Crumble chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies I'm Crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone delicious! I didn't drive and drink Whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned Just entered me in the election I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis Of the erection A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside Golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified A hippopotamus is high on h**n he heckles me And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris And hang with Hipster Helen that's the hooker with huge hips I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues Jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu k**in' em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin I'm rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the Kremlin But I'm kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian Lethal, Literally litter a little limerick That be littler than a Leprechaun A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem Makin a metamorphosis until I'm mechanized like Megatron Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a: Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia Oswalt: Patton Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure pa**ion I got a question, I gotta quiz ya' Lets step on the gas and go quicker Really getting ready for the revolution Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin Like a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse Titties on Atilla Tell a teller that'll toe tag Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag Thugs are un-american unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of ugg's Vivid and vivaciously venomous With the wicked wombats only walking where women is Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu XoXo Yippy-ki-yay,! Yours' Truly Mac YES YO!!! Oh sh**, I forgot Z Zebra