Sesame Street - Watermelons And Cheese lyrics

Monty: Answering the telephone Is not so hard to do Once you know the secret Which I shall show to you What you say - that's the key! And it's easy as it can be You can say... (RING!) Bert: Hello? No, this isn't Ernie's ducky! (RING!) Monty: Or, perhaps... Cookie Monster: Hello? You got cookie for me please? (RING!) Monty: Or... Count: Hello, you are caller number one. Monty: But don't say...(picks up phone) Watermelons and Cheese! Chorus: (dancing in) No, you don't say - Monty: Watermelons and - Chorus: You don't say - Monty: Watermelons and - Chorus: You never say - Monty: Watermelons and Cheese! Chorus: Puh-lease try a-gain! Monty: This should be a breeze... (RING!) (answers) Watermelons and Cheese! Oh, sorry! Chorus: You could have said - (RING!) Bert: (with pigeon) Hello? Bernice, it's for you. (RING!) Chorus: A cla**ic! Cookie Monster: Hi, me can't talk now - eating cookies! (RING!) Chorus: Or... Count: Hello, you are caller number two - 'a, 'a, 'a! (RING!) Chorus: You can do it! Monty: (answering) Watermelons and Cheese! Chorus: No, you don't say - Monty: Watermelons and - Chorus: You don't say - Monty: Watermelons and - Chorus: You never say - Monty: Watermelons and Cheese! Chorus: Puh-lease try a-gain! Monty: This should be a breeze... (RING!) (answers) Watermelons and Cheese! Chorus: NO!!! Monty: Right! Jolly good! Not a problem! I think I've got it now. You don't say, you never never say - (RING!) Watermelon: (answering) Watermelon and Cheese! Monty: Unless you're a Watermelon... Watermelon: It's for you! (hands phone to a giant swiss cheese) Monty: Or a Cheese! Watermelon: Ha ha ha! Cheese: Gouda you to call ...