Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) (It's in the air) It's in the air It's here, it's there (It's everywhere) It's everywhere It just ain't fair So stay alert, sweet girl of mine And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger) Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about ya Life would be the pits without ya I love ya baby, yeah, you're so fine Please learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger, danger, danger) Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) (If you get hurt) I don't know how I'd spend my days (So stay alert) When crossing streets better look both ways And half way cross, don't change your mind And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger) So, don't go slipping on no banana Don't walk under a falling piano (pronounced "piana", poetic license and all) Or spend the winter in Montana Or mention Sherman in Savannah Don't try to pet a porcupine And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger) Danger sign (danger, danger) Danger It's no stranger (danger, danger) Danger It's no stranger (danger, danger) repeat and fade