We're the celery bunch And we love to crunch (crunch!) Celery, celery Now you don't need a fork And you don't need a spoon You can munch on it all afternoon Celery, celery You can dip it in cheese or peanut bu*ter Eat it all day, go ask your mother "What about celery, what about celery" She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system Fiber is good you know And what we love Most of all Is that it's (crunch!) LOUD! We're the celery bunch And we love to crunch (crunch!) Celery, celery!