[Intro] It's the llamas Selfish, whatup Yo yo yo yo... [Verse - Selfish] I spit that Murakami sh** Origami scripts fold you up Money clip colder than skinny dip below zip (brrr) That's zilch- nada Honeydips in Gotham, Aquanet Cleopatra Serve shrimp and lobsters Crabs in a bucket Beware, spoilers below just like the star role in a snuff flick The gods, those who hold the pens Credits at the end then the film plays again Been modified from the OG copy Beat up qualities of a OG floppy, yeah Throw up the deuce like I'm OG Bobby, bend on em like a swami like you Ghandi son, that's word to mami (wordup) Poppy fields full of potency Far as could see like the open sea you know it's me Flows be mopin' over rosary beats To cold bush, shovel doses of OZs till nosebleeds Leads 'em to delusions of grandeur Unillama be on his own lambda lambda lambda Scribblin' ramshackle scrabble over stanzas Fans and your mans and them spazin' demanding answers, like Dude, this aggression won't stand man Pissed off, ripped off like email spam scams It's mental weed out the dummies See the dead who walk amongst us and bleed out the mummies Ayo it's super duty tough work Mind balance start so heavy sometime my nuts hurt Jerks, that's just one of the job's perks Smirk smirks in contempt from twerps who deem you worthless I.E. The Haters If everybody got so many tell me how you ain't one too? C'mon that's basic arithmetic Yet common sense is often lost on simpletons This just in, sorry, pardon my ignorance My sources say that's more the realm of statistics, tsk tsk Oh well, whatever, all the same Fact remain these claims reachin' like dude who say "YOGA FLAME" But kid, we simply just stains on the face of the fabric of this earthly terrain, ya lame brain Sorry, you are not the sun Just another son of man, but dawg you are not the one You are not Jet Li You're not the voice of you're generation, you are not Pepsi Damn I need some Pepcid AC from goin' Hamburgers, turkey bacon, spam Damn That's enough We are now back to our regularly scheduled program