Sebastian Kleinknecht - Bob The Cat lyrics

Bob the Cat Bob the Cat He is the king of all cats The feline overlord Prepare for the touch of the claw He is the king of all cats He likes to sh** on the f**ing floor And to mosh on Basti's bed How did this Cat get so fat This animal drives me mad Cleaning his sh** makes me sad But he's the best cat you can ever have Claws of the d**h A too short tail He'll tear you to shreds He is Bob the cat Bob the cat All hail Bob the cat He is the king of all cats The feline overlord Prepare for the touch of the claw He's the king of all cats He likes to sh** on the f**ing floor And to mosh on Basti's bed How did this Cat get so fat This animal drives me mad Cleaning his sh** makes me sad But he's the best cat you can ever have You are not your job You're not how much money You have in the bank You are not the car you drive You're not the contents of your wallet You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world And it goes like this In comparison To Bob You are Nothing All hail to Bob All hail to Bob