Sean Fournier - The Roommate Song lyrics

I have a roommate And he isn't very nice to me. I have a roommate And he isn't very nice to me. So I jizz on your bed when you go to cla** And when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my a**. I have a roommate And he likes to turn on the light When I'm sleeping in my bed So late at night. And every time, I wake with a heart attack, But as you're watching TV, I'm thinking how to get you back. So I jizz on your bed when you go to cla** And when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my a**. I have a roommate And we don't see eye to eye, But I'm sure that he's a really nice guy. Just sometimes he gets under my skin, But when I get so mad, all I can do is grin And I know it's a sin, But I jizz on your bed when you go to cla** And when you find out, you are probably gonna kick my a**