Screeching Weasel - Mad At The Paper Boy lyrics

Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart a** runt Mad at the paper boy [x4] Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news He threw the morning paper in the middle of the gra** Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the a** OI! ARGH! HIT THE DECK!!