Screeching Weasel - Claire Monet lyrics

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I can't remember her face at all And I don't know why but Claire Monet I miss you Claire Monet went away I don't know how she could give up that lovely name She was so slick and I fell sick When I think about her playing house and raising kids I'd rather think of her the way she was Maybe that's why Claire Monet I miss you The funny part of it all Is I didn't know her at all Claire Monet had lots to say And I just can't imagine her all old and gray She didn't need a man Maybe it was her plan But if she couldn't go on being Claire Monet who can? I get the feeling she just withered away Maybe that's why Claire Monet I miss you