Screeching Weasel - Someday lyrics

Anyday now people who are useless are using poison pens They're gonna start thinking I'm a mental case For a while people my age well we're people my age They're gonna look inside me and say "What a waste" A waste Someday Turn on the stove Look under stove Everytime I look at the paper tonight it's not welcome news I'm not a smart man, but it's all a packet of lies I swear to god I wish I could deal with separate news For some reason I can't figure out why Someday Look under stove Turn on the stove Someday Someday Look under stove Turn on the stove Someday Someday Someday Someday (Someday, someday, someday, someday)