Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be Homos**ual lyrics

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a f*ggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings I wanna be a h*mos**ual Shock the middle cla** take it up your punk rock a** You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man A beefy leather f*g to take you out in drag Call me a f*ggot call me a bu*t loving fudge packing queer I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge That makes me wanna drink a beer And be a pansy a h*mo