Scram Jones - White Linen Affair (Toney Awards) lyrics

{*skit plays for first minute or so of track*} [Ghostface k**ah] Congratulations, we have refreshments and gla** bracelets Avian water's ya choice, put ice I'm missing a g-note, fixed price But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the dice Rocks is okay, my voice is extraordinaire The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated with polar bears Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the lights up You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it right Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees My robes is a murder statement, you f**ing with rode rage Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Children of all ages, I pack metal like braces Snap of the fingers, b**hes fighting over my paper Y'all need to chill, sit the f** down and fix ya makeup Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya coats Bentley Farnsworth, will check them proudly We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, Jay-Z and Nas Also performing 50 Cent, Terror Squad From the top, we have the great Luda, Jeezy and Wayne T.I., Rick Ross, Rich Boy, Snoop and The Game And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo with Usher Y'all have a seat, we be right back, mothaf**a... [Interlude: Shawn Wigs] Come on, this commercial break's almost over OutKast, M.J.G., you're at Talib's table Fab, U.G.K., table seven, let's go, come on Yo, Beans, Toney said "Good looking on that haze" Commercial, come on, let's go, guys... Coming back in, five, four, three, two, one... [Ghostface k**ah] Yeah, check out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars They play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones Mary J. Blige, with her shades on, I could tell by her stones On the left, we have Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double Dutch What an event, peace to Denzel Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well {*applause*} [Interlude: Ghostface k**ah (Shawn Wigs)] Ladies and gents, ladies and gents... Alright, alright, have a seat, have a seat... Without further adiou, he needs no introduction He is my co-host... Shawn Ripple! (Alright, is this thing on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come here Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my co*k Heard you like to... blow money... hahaha) [Shawn Wigs] It was amazing, I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech Robin Givens, Robin Williams and Meryl Streep A real award show, there's Kanye West Pamela Anderson, and she brought both of them breasts Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding down Britney's skirt No more free looks, you gotta put in work To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan with all of his pimps And they hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives And Billy Dean... [Ghostface k**ah] Excuse me, have you seen Alicia Keys? Tell her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me The Don, y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates Superhead, gave the low scoop to Halle She said, before Whitney, she was f**ing with Bobby Mos Def, The Roots, Common and Nelly Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she f**ed O.J... word?