Scott Bradlee - Rockstar lyrics

I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want)I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub Big enough for ten plus me (Yeah, so what you need?)I need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, done that)I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher And James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?)I'm gonna trade this life For fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair And change my name'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars The girls come easy and the d** come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eatAnd we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairAnd well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstarI wanna be great like Elvis without the ta**els Hire eight body guards that love to beat up a**holes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla -on the house)I'm gonna dress my a** with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves To blow my money for me (So how you gonna do it?)I'm gonna trade this life For fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair And change my name'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars The girls come easy and the d** come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eatAnd we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairAnd we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary of today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dialWell, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstarI'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrongWell, we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars The girls come easy and the d** come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eatAnd we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hairAnd we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary of today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dialWell, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar