Scoob - Pimpin' Ain't Easy lyrics

Chorus: Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go: Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x [Greg Nice] One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven Twelve, thirteen, start your age; Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum Let me get off the virgin before I cuuuuum! Pick up my pants and thump and thump I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a 'Specially when the hoochie's on birth control-a Lift her up just like a pick up truck Then I sat her down and we started to f** Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O! I hope this time I don't make a cookie Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool But bullsh**, I ain't no fool, cuz [Hook] [Big Daddy Kane] Well, I say...Extra! Extra! Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it The Big Daddy law is anti-f*ggot That means no h*mos**uality; What's in my pants'll make you see reality And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVER! Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards There's no time for coversation my dear [MOAN!] is all I wanna hear So let's make a move, as I get smooth Cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!" Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi Some try to copy, but they look sloppy So imitators that wanna step to a Brother like me, lick my manure! [Hook] [Smooth B] I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo And when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Ho But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E And if you girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree That when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy First name: Smooth. Last name: B When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg They rub it with oils and s** it with ice Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise... [Hook] [Scoob Lover] Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein' Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin' Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin' Right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin' A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie" Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams; From my eyesight that was what it seemed I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer" To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?" I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate" So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder Went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older East to the Benz, I slowly walked; Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk Sex in my mind, I was sure of it... I wanted to tax that a** like the government! [Hook] [Ant Live] Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny -- b**h better have my money