Schleprock - Tv Dinner lyrics

Something happened inside channel three whoa.. Another kid got eaten by the frequency With the cable video, daytime talk shows Thinking slow, couch potato, here we go He's the all-around king of slackers To mommy's zombie nothing ever really matters Hurray! Hurray! for the no brainer channel changer The main course for today's TV dinner Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen He stares straight as the channel keeps switching Just like a dumb mule inside the transmission He's got his own special video game He's got the high score What a bore Nothing more than misinformed Just a good nothing lazy loafer The bad repeat playing over and over The static chomps at the inner non-thinker The main course for today's TV dinner Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen Something happened inside channel three whoa.. Another kid got eaten by the frequency With the cable video, daytime talk shows Thinking slow, couch potato, here we go He's the all-around king of slackers To mommy's zombie nothing ever really matters Hurray! Hurray! for the no brainer channel changer The main course for today's TV dinner Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen