Schaffer The Darklord - Tomgirl lyrics

Hey Girls! Whooo! Well, Alright Ever since I was a little boy, I've always been a little bit different Than all my friends, especially men. I've always been a bit of a misfit Other boys were so aggressive, I was just so sensitive Pa**ionate about arts and crafts, I had so much to give I never liked football, never played sports But I loved musical theater of course! Wouldn't go camping or hunting. The straights So often misread all of these traits As being gay, but I'm not gay baby, I'm just a Tomgirl Ooh! Maybe it's cuz I was raised by a single mother Mama taught me 'bout the movies mostly watching costume dramas I got a taste for playing dress-up, but fighting- Oh! No chance I played with GI Joes, but all of my stories had romance Today, I'm much the same but maybe more so I think At any age given the option of blue, I'll always choose pink I read fashion magazines for the celebrity gossip I love America's Next Top Model, my girlfriends won't even watch it And on my list of guilty pleasures, entered near the top would be The dashing Hugh Grant acting in romantic comedies I'm not some odd anomaly, I've gotta be me and he is a Tomgirl I'm a Tomgirl, baby alright I'm just a Tomgirl swinging my imaginary braids I'm a Tomgirl, baby tonight And if you see me skipping down your street Give me a thumbs up, and I'll be like sweet Give me a high-five, step aside I'll be on my way I'm a Tomgirl, baby okay And I cry, oh my God how I cry At the drop of every dime It's like I'm crying all the gosh darn time But I don't really mind, baby It's fine, cuz I'm a Tomgirl (Ladies & Gentleman, on the organ solo: Mr. Dave Famous) And when I feel dour, I do a thing that seems silly I send myself flowers, my faves are stargazer lilies My whole apartment smells like lavender, after I dream about going out In a ponytail and tanktop with a bra-strap showing No one claims that I'm a women in the body of a man But that said, I tend to favor all of my transgendered fans You may ask, why don't you cross-dress I'm sure you'd look cute I say I do, because the women I want are the one's who wear suits, shoot I get uncomfortable when people call me mister Got a girl, and I can't help but kick my toe up when I kiss her If I had fifty sisters I couldn't be more of a Tomgirl I'm a Tomgirl, baby alright I'm just a Tomgirl swinging my imaginary braids I'm a Tomgirl, baby tonight And if you see me skipping down your street Give me a thumbs up, and I'll be like sweet Give me a high-five, step aside I'll be on my way I'm a Tomgirl, baby okay And it's safe to say I'm more than a bit of a feminine touch I just relate to ladies better than the gentleman and such And guess what? That's why your girlfriend's love me so much Cuz I'm a Tomgirl