Schaffer The Darklord - Supervillain lyrics

[Intro: Schäffer the Darklord] People of New York! For quite some time now I have silently observed you Carrying on with your silly Meaningless, little lives Well, tonight It will be my pleasure To liberate you from them At midnight I will destroy the city You call "home" With every last one of you in it You can scream all you want But I a**ure you There's nowhere to run There's a new menace in town And it is me Where are your heroes now? [Verse 1] So We meet again My noble, heroic friend This feud has brewed forever But tonight it will end And then There will be nothing left of you But a memory My old foe, arch rival Nemesis and enemy You see, my grand dad invented tying la**es To train tracks Cackling, twisting his mustache And my dad, his spawn Who carried it on In the sixties Holding hostages with Atomic bombs I come from a long line of this kind of people I represent a third generation of evil It courses through my blood This love of chaos and k**in' So much more than just a criminal I'm a super villain In a mask with black gloves Pulled up past my elbows "Hello!" I bellow With both fists clasped A ma** of wild hair That's red or orange or green With a single silver streak I look horribly mean I got an army (what?) Of weapons (what?) And robots (what?) And goons (what?) And a gold membership Into The Legion of Doom Beyond the doors of my fortress It's pouring down rain I'm no mad man, man No I'm f**ing insane! My satellite's sights Aimed on strategic sites Laser beams will vaporize The city tonight I had to pull a diamond heist To buy my doomsday device It'll turn the earth to ice Yeah, it's pretty nice Send out your signal Call in your hero I kidnapped his lady Now his powers are zero I'll give him ultimatums Yeah, I'll drop 'em like pearls You can choose one, hero: The world or the girl [Hook 1] The Joker, Lex Luthor Two-Face and Bizarro Doc Ock, Juggernaut Ming and Magneto Green Goblin, Penguin Venom, Electro Megatron, Cobra Commander And Destro Oh, oh! (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys With the evil eyes Fists in the sky Screaming die, die, die! and I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys The sick and the twisted So sadistic and wicked that's why I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys The psychopathic maniacs The black hat sort, I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys Chillin' like a supervillain k**in' for sport Now, Mr. Freeze! [Verse 2] Now super heroes (yeah?) Are bigger (and?) And stronger (so?) Although (what?) Villains triple their sales In action figures alone Heroes have heart (aw) We control minds (Ooh!) They get the good press We get the good lines (yeah) We say things like "Rue the day" And "For this the people of this little city shall pay" And "Now, I will show you absolute fear" and "Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Hey Mr. Hero Why the cape and the half mask? Your costume looks stupid Mine's f**ing bad a** (yeah) Now buzz off You got a city to save I'll be back at my lair Gigglin', diggin' your grave To me Your identity is no secret I know the story of your origin And I know your weakness Carry on with your absurd monologue You silly ba*tard I won't hear a word Over my own demonic laughter Heroes play supporting roles The villain's the star With my hot British accent Rolling my r's Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Rollin' in my getaway car Go ahead and try to chase me But you won't get far My cold, black heart Starts pumpin' Endorphins Every time I leave a bomb In a bus full of orphans (yay!) With the doors sealed shut Brakes cut And it's racing Towards the edge of a cliff sh** Ya better go and save 'em Walk into a trap (gas!) Pa** out Now it's dark Wake up in chains Over a tank full of sharks I'm sure you'll get free You always do when the time comes Even I've escaped a dozen times From the asylum I got the D.A Commissioner and the mayor (help!) Tied up to a bomb And in my palm I hold the detonator (detonator) All along This was my plan Now I will give you the count of ten To meet my demands (come on) Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Five Aw, f** it [Hook 2] Skeletor, Cat Woman And Dr. Doom Doomsday, Kingpin And Ra's Al Ghul Shredder and Sandman Darth Vader and Scarecrow Braniac, Mr. Mxyzptlk and Mysterio Oh! (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys With the evil eyes Fists in the sky Screaming die, die, die! and I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys The sick and the twisted So sadistic and wicked that's why I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys The psychopathic maniacs The black hat sort, I (I'm a Supervillain) I root for the bad guys Chillin' like a supervillain k**in' for sport Now when the smoke clears And I've seen the light Surrounded by four walls Padded in white In a strait jacket Damn it! This isn't the end Curses, super hero! We shall meet again!