Schaffer The Darklord - Revenge of Attack of the Clonef**er lyrics

[Verse 1] I've seen the future So bright I gotta wear shades And it's hotter than Hades And everyone will have aids And robot brigades At war with the humans Machine against man And the planet's in ruins But by then we will have mastered the craft of Creating cloned soldiers so we don't have to Come out of hiding fighting And we just might outlast This battle without time travel Back to the past But as some of the cloners grow older Narcissistic fiends like me will take over And once i'm trained unsupervised and alone I'm gonna f** my clone My s** f** fantasy will Begin innocently Making these clones that look just like me Will get boring and so I'll get curious and horny and I'll Sneak one of my clones back to my room In the janitor's basket hidden in with the brooms I'll clean him up and dress him And I'll make him look sharp He's so god damn cute, I think I'll name him Mark Oh my, look at my new toy He'll be my best friend, lover, and houseboy And we'll take it slow the first time And I'll do whatever whenever I want cause he's mine Apply him with liquor but just little sips And oh how I love to kiss his big luscious lips Even though he's a guy and even though I'm not gay I'm so vain I'll be f**ing my own clone all day Both from top and bottom On my knees I'll realize That from down here It really is a good size Get down to business Kiss and touch then switch And I can call him "b**h" [Hook 1] Clone f**er It'll be like humping a mirror Oh won't you touch me right here I'll whisper into my ear Sick and addicted Like so many are to power or wealth The clone f**er will chuckle knucklehead Go f** yourself [Verse 2] And doesn't that sound fun? Then I'm done Take a break And I'll make another one Then I'll have two clones What'll I do? I'll have Mark watch As I break in Mark Two When we hump It'll be an all me threesome s**in' and f**in' til all three cum And in between sessions we'll rest Mark will rub my feet I'll shave mark two's chest Now you might think I'm a freak that's real lucky Cause my clone's don't speak They only moan and say "f** me" And I'll never have to date 'em or break up I'll dress 'em how I like and I'll make some wear make-up All clones are supposed to remain virgins But mine will be exposed to all kinds of perversion I'll make dirty videos with my clones And then I'll have to watch 'em with 'em Cause I'm never alone It'll be me Watching me f**ing me And also me On the TV screen You see, that's twelve of me, do you? Cause on the couch is also me f**ing me and me And watching the TV And there's a mirror in the room too This many's not plenty So one day I'll make a third clone And bring him home and call him Trey He'll be handsome The others are cute I'm gonna dress this dapper little ba*tard In my suit Now with three They'll be less like toys They'll start to learn and think And when they're bored they'll make noise And I'll have to keep 'em busy And plenty entertained It's a hardcore Darklord gang bang One's in behind and one's in my face The third is jerking off patiently While he waits And we'll have to keep it up all night In spite of the moaning So I can wear 'em out before work in the morning By now my little secret will have grown to compulsion Around my fellow cloners I'll have bo*ers all bulgin' And my boss will start to think I'm a prick Because I'll always be home callin' in sick [Hook 2] Clone f**er It'll be like humping a mirror Oh won't you touch me right here I'll whisper into my ear Sick and addicted Like so many are to power or wealth The clone f**er will chuckle knucklehead Go f** yourself [Verse 3] Now in the future Cloners won't make much money And with all of my time off It won't even be funny Flat a** broke With no hope for loans Unable to feed me Let alone my clones And the first one won't be lookin' so hot He's skinny and pale and malnourished and what not The oldest of eight brothers living together In a tiny little future room in worst of the weather And the room will stink of piss, sh**, sweat and cum And some of the clones, unbathed are covered in scum I'll wonder if none of this could ever be done And I'll have to lose some before I make another one And f**ed up clones won't have a chance in society Mixing in with the clone forces battlin' mightily Could you imagine them at war with the bots? On the battlefield s**in' one another's co*ks? So I'll panic in the mess that I got I won't want to return 'em and I won't wanna get caught And since I won't wanna be remembered a villain I'll decide the best solution is: select a few and k** 'em I'll smother one of 'em while i'm f**in' him So the others don't notice nothin' ugly or somethin' And then later I'll drag him into the bathroom and lock it Cut him into pieces with a knife in my pocket And tossin' parts of his body in boxes Later toss the boxes into garbage compartments I'll need to get a couple more up out my apartment Before I make some more I know it sounds alarming By the time I get three disposed Room will smell of bodies all decomposed Cause I'll be keeping little souvenirs in a box Like lips and left eyes and all of their co*ks And in the choppin' the bodies I'll get sloppy And the small hidden cameras in the hall will have caught me For me the authorities will send Cause all good things come to an end At the trial I'm nervous The verdict Convicted And sentenced to community service Only charged with theft I guess I got lucky But I'll still say "f** me" [Hook 3] Clone f**er It'll be like humping a mirror Oh won't you touch me right here I'll whisper into my ear Sick and addicted Like so many are to power or wealth The clone f**er will chuckle knucklehead Go f** yourself